that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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yuiikaris:

soooo sick of the sexualization of asuka, so sick of people defining her by her (unhealthy) relationship with shinji, so sick of people looking at her as this inherently sexual being when in reality she is just searching desperately for validation and to feel “adult” in any way she can, so sick of people erasing asuka’s actual character so they can look at her as a “”cute tsundere”“

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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justinrashall:

If you’ve ever played Minecraft, there is a good chance this is your favorite track.

I love how the first half of the song is a nice piano melody and then the last half turns into this strange, twisted, “wintery” sound.

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

Do you remember the way the girls
would call out “love you!”
conveniently leaving out the “I”
as if they didn’t want to commit
to their own declarations.

I agree that the “I” is a pretty heavy concept.
David Berman,Self Portrait at 28” (via dakchyeo)
It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.
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donnydevito:

grandegarlic:

volatile-duchess:

Every fucking weeaboo song put into one

Bad Apple, Cruel Angel’s Thesis, Butterfly, Ievan Polkka, Matryoshka, and the Lucky Star theme all squished into one this is what it fucking sounds like

this is what plays as you fall into hell

this post will go down in history

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

cammcarthu:

Me at school. 

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